ATTENTION! GLEE TURNS BOYS GAY!!!!! :-O

Or so this fugly, retarded, brain-dead, stupid bitch a very unintelligent and ignorant person called Victoria Jackson says.

Well yeah. Of course. That makes sense. Same as watching Heroes gives you super powers. Or watching Jurassic Park turns you into a dinosaur. Or watching Germany's/America's Next Top Model makes you instantly super skinny. Of course, all of us that have watched Buffy were turned into vampire slayers, and I've heard of a case or two where people that watched the Simpsons too often woke up yellow, missing one finger and one toe. It happens every day. Uh huh.

Or... careful when watching the Fresh Prince of Bel Air. You might end up being black (that would be just as aweful as being gay for some conservative a-holes, right?). And NEVER ever watch stuff like The Big Bang Theory, because that might turn you into someone that values science and fact above all else and is most likely an atheist.

Alright, admittedly, the last example may even have some truth; after all we do sometimes get influenced by movies, shows, books. Our opinions, our knowledge, our attitude, or even our motivation to imitate characters we admire. What no TV show or movie in the entire world will EVER be able to do, however, is turn a person into something they are not. Being gay, dear Miss bleach-blonde bimbo Jackson, is NOT a choice. It is not a spurt of the moment "I'll dress up as Klingon and pretend to drink Blood Wine" fan quirk. You either ARE gay or you are not. Same as you either are Black/Asian/European or not, human or dinosaur, cat, mouse, whatever. (I'll leave out Klingon and super hero because they're fictional).

Seriously.

Off to watch Jurassic Park now so I can turn into a REAL dinosaur and eat all the stupid douchebags in the world. Oh how I wish you were right in this case, Miss Jackson, and TV really could do that.