My kitty is such a pussy!

I was taking a shower. When I got out of the bathroom, Tiger and Loona were sitting in the hall, staring at the floor. Loona got bored and went away, Tiger looked up at me and meowed "Mommy! There's a biiiig ugly green thingy that jumps at us and wants to eat us!"
Me: "Eh... ah, a grasshopper. Well catch it then."
Tiger looks at me all o.O "WTF? Are you insane? It's gonna kill me, mommy!"
Me: "Naaah, it's so small. Go catch it, it's yummy."
Tiger still stares at me with huge eyes and then looks back at the grasshopper, and up to me... then he approached it reeeal slooow, stretching his neck like a giraffe until his nose almost touched it. The thing jumped towards him and he FLINCHED violently. Meowed again and stared at me: "LOOK IT WANTS TO KILL ME!!!"
Me: "Naaaah, don't be such a pussy. You have to smash it with your paw." And I show him the movement. He DOES the movement but like 5 inches away from the grasshopper.
Me: *siiigh*
Tiger: *whimper*
Then he stretches his head AGAIN, tries to sniff the grasshopper, the grasshopper only so much as hops half an inch away and again Tiger FLINCHES and jumps back.
Tiger: "MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY!!!!"

Enter Loona, practically rolling her eyes. "Ugh, Tiger, you pussy." Loona goes to the grasshopper, looks at it, sniffs it, grasshopper moves, Loona doesn't flinch at ALL, extends her paw and presses the thing to the floor.

Then she ate it and it all took just maybe 20 seconds.

That's TYPICAL!!! :D

Fic: You're Still You (Penelope/Johnny)

Title: You're Still You
Fandom: Penelope, Penelope/Johnny
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1600
Summary: Johnny's POV throughout the penultimate scene of the film.
Author's Note: I freakin LOVE this movie. Seriously! It's the most beautiful modern fairytale I have ever seen. If you don't know it go check it out, but beware: your teeth might fall out from all the sweetness ^^

( And I can feel your heart in mine - your face I've memorized )