leandraholmes: (Quintus Maximus)
Title: Veni, Vidi, Amavi
Author: [livejournal.com profile] leandralocke
Fandom: Star Trek RPS
Pairing: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto - for Pinto Pornapalooza II - August 2011
Rating: NC-17
Prompt: Roman slave fic
Word Count: 7630
Warnings: mention of past dub-con - This is ancient Rome, and we're talking about slaves here

A/N: I'm a little anal when it comes to historical credibility, so I adjusted their names to something that would make sense ~ 100 AD. Fortunately, a version of Christopher already existed then in the Greek name Khristophoros. Zachariah existed as well, but since Zach was supposed to be a Roman citizen he could not have a Jewish name. The options for male first names is rather limited in ancient Rome, so Quintus was the only thing close enough ^^ As for the surnames (one for the gens, the other for the family) I picked from a list of common names of that time.
YES I'M A RESEARCH NERD. SUE ME!! :D And I'm still convinced I made dozens of mistakes nevertheless. Ah well ^^

Most of all though I should mention that I'm made of EPIC FAIL. This was supposed to be porn, right? Err well. I've no idea why this happened, but somehow it turned out more complex and plot-centered than I had intended. Could be because I've had this idea over a year ago already and had started writing, and now recycled it for Pornapalooza. The original idea was even a lot longer than this one.
Okay, now without further ado because I'm already boring you do death (sorry ^^)...

ETA: Ah, latin grammar fail. I've just been informed that the vocative case - the direct address - of Dominus is Domine. Yeah well, I never studied Latin ^^ And I know why! It seems rather complicated ^^

Veni, Vidi, Amavi )
leandraholmes: (Spock porn time)
Pinto Pornapalooza, organized by the amazing [livejournal.com profile] beederiffic has brought us all lots of fun and joy and fapping material, as most of you hopefully know ^^ Now Chris' birthday is coming up in only 7 weeks and the lovely [livejournal.com profile] sorion had the idea to start a second round.

She created a comm specifically for that purpose (which can be used for future porn-fests as well) which I highly encourage you all to join. Membership is moderated, but you can leave me a comment here if you don't get approved immediately. I'm also modding the comm with Sorion.

PINTO PORNAPALOOZA 2.0

As for now, prompts can be posted in the first community entry which will then at some point later be up for grabs.

If you have any further ideas or questions, feel free to contact either me or [livejournal.com profile] sorion or leave us a comment here or in the comm.

And please pimp this out as well so that the second round gets as epically porntastic as the first ^^
leandraholmes: (Chris details bulge)

banner by [livejournal.com profile] illname_me_joan

Title: You Call, We Deliver - Satisfaction Guaranteed
Author:[livejournal.com profile] leandralocke
Fandom: Star Trek RPS
Pairing: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto, for Pinto Pornapalooza II
Rating: NC17
Genre: PWP with cracky undertones
Length: 3078
Warnings: none
Prompt filled: “Someone's hungry for pizza. And lovin'. Good thing that the pizza delivery boy delivers in every way...”

A/N: In honour of Zach’s 34th birthday on June 2nd, 2011.
Written in a complete rush because, apparently, my real life hates me lately (have you read about my dentist drama?). Anyway. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] sorion for a quick beta despite her being busy herself! ♥
Also, big thanks to [livejournal.com profile] misc_plinks for the title, because I really suck at finding them. ♥

Nom nom pizza )
leandraholmes: (Chris Smile)
Title: Promise
Rating: PG
Genre: Fluff
Warnings: mega fluff, schmoop, kitsch, unicorns and rainbows... well not literally. Read at own risk!
Words: 1553
Summary: Written in response to a twitter prompt by [livejournal.com profile] illname_me_joan
They don't need to follow rules and traditions, no frill and superficial details to express the sublime importance of this day. All they need is each other.
Disclaimer: I do not own Pinto, unfortunately. I sorta own the female OC but she's based on the woman Zach has been seen with today (because in theory she might be the same one they met at Chateau Marmont)
Author Notes: Un-beta'ed.

Promise )
leandraholmes: (Chris Smile)
Title: Some Truths and a Dare
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Fluff, humor, mild crack
Words: 1338
Summary: Written in response to this prompt by [livejournal.com profile] ilma
"Pinto - a dare.
It can be about anything; I am thinking of no eyewear in particular. >.>"

Disclaimer: I do not own Pinto, unfortunately. I don't even have a phone with a touch screen.
Author Notes: Un-beta'ed.

Some Truths and a Dare )
leandraholmes: (Chris sulking)
Title: I love you but those pants are fugly
Rating: R
Genre: Crack
Summary: Written in response to this sorta prompt by [livejournal.com profile] orphica
Disclaimer: I do not own Pinto, unfortunately. I may have owned similar pants a few years back but fortunately I threw them out.
Author Notes: Un-beta'ed.



I love you but those pants are fugly )
leandraholmes: (Chris Smile)
Title: Everything Happens For A Reason (And Often It's Alcohol)
Pairing: Pinto
Rating: PG-13
Genre: cracky fluff (yeah I know I'm lame)
Summary: The Pinto Reunion, brought on by their "Fairy Godmother"
Disclaimer: I own neither Chris, nor Zach, nor George Takei (but I want him!) or any of the other characters. This is all true though.
A/N: Un-beta'ed, written quickly and late, but I had to get this out. I'M STILL SHAKING AND CRYING, TOO!

Oh myyy. )
leandraholmes: (Chris Details Shoot blue sofa)
Title: Monsoon
Pairing: Pinto
Rating: mild R for some language
Genre: fluffy crack
Summary: What happens when one of Zach's many female friends is a huge Tokio Hotel fan and talks him into going to a concert with her?
Disclaimer: I own neither Chris, nor Zach, nor Tokio Hotel or any weird looking chickens. Zach's friend Jen is mine, though.
A/N: I'll dedicate this fic to [livejournal.com profile] sorion because she actually gave me the idea here.
I, myself, am not a Tokio Hotel fan, but I suppose I might actually be impressed if I ever saw them live because yes, they are true musicians, no matter if I usually like them or not. Not gonna say more whose position in the fic I'd take in real life, but you'll probably be able to guess ;)
Also, I am slightly embarrassed about this... Guess part of me is still 'traumatized' by all the screaming fangirl hype that used to be TH some years ago :D *cough* I should simply not care, lol.
And furthermore: DAMNIT I suck at finding titles sometimes. Wanted a TH song title but I actually don't know enough about them to pick one that sounds recognizable and fitting. So err... lame title is lame. Have a better suggestion? Hit me ^^

You mean that weird guy that totally looks like a chicken? )
leandraholmes: (Chris Smile)
Title: Allergies and Remedies
Pairing: Pinto
Word Count: 1404
Rating: R for implied sexual situations
Genre: Humorous fluff
Relationship status: established
Summary: Prompted by this Twitter conversation between me (rhiannon1307) and a friend:
@rhiannon1307 I always keep forgetting that I'm slightly allergic to tomatoes, especially the small ones. Itchy tongue.
@GSNETart @rhiannon1307 *sends chris to soothe it*
@rhiannon1307 @GSNETart Well thank you. I think you just prompted me for a fluffy/hot fic ;)

Allergies and Remedies )
leandraholmes: (Chris Details Shoot blue sofa)
OKay, I suppose it is 'safe' to talk about this as probably most of you have already seen it anyway. I could not believe it, didn't want to believe that this was really what people were reading into this. So... I tried to write an explanation.

(ETA: more and more evidence points toward this being really only a huge make up accident. Hm... that makes sense because while it *could* have been coke in his nose the stuff all OVER his face cannot. I was initially thinking it could be both, but of course, realistically, I like this new version much much better because OMG I was having a small freak out this morning. Phew!)

I just typed this up very quickly and it's not beta-read. If any of you would like to beta it please tell me. I'm sure there are tons of mistakes ;)

Title: Berlin Snow
Pairing: Pinto, mention of Grinto (Quoff? I hate both portmanteaus lol)
Rating: mild R for language
Genre: angst-ish
Summary: Chris is freaking out when he sees the pictures of Zach on the red carpet and draws a wrong conclusion.

Zach still stared at Chris as if he was seeing a mirage... )

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